Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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