Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
