come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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