At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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