so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I am midnight drunk by noon
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
my nose is crying tears of wow.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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