It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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