One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I wish i was in the wii world.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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