that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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