I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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