so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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