i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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