hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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