If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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