That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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