I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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