I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
