hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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