what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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