i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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