She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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