What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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