You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I believe in your delicious
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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