is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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