real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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