Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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