kristin has been a bad kristin
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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