All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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