At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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