He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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