Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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