I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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