Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
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Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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