Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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