...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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