Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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