Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
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I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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