If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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