you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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