i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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