I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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