she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
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S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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