I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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