He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize
