I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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