Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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