She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
