there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
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Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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