my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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