Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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