is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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