at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Porn is love you can see.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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