these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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