Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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